The Pet Naming Dilemma
The family gets a pet goldfish, and Dad insists on naming it.
Mom asks, “What do you want to name it?”
Dad proudly says, “I want to name it Shark!”
The kids laugh, “Shark? That’s ridiculous!”
A dad makes his famous mystery sandwich for lunch and hands it to his kids.
Kid: “What’s in it?”
Dad: “Just a little bit of everything in the fridge.”
Kid: “Why does it taste weird?”
Dad: “Because mystery is the main ingredient.”
