The Pizza Delivery Conundrum
Dad: “So, I ordered pizza last night, and it came with the strangest delivery note.” Kid: “What did it say?” Dad: “It said, ‘Your pizza is so hot, it’s almost too much to handle.'” Kid: “Sounds like a compliment!” Dad: “Yeah, but when I opened the box, the pizza was cold.” Kid: “That’s weird!” Dad: “I guess it just meant the pizza was ‘hot’ in its spirit. Maybe it’s a metaphor.” Kid: “Dad, don’t start with the metaphors again!”
