The Pizza Delivery Guy
A man orders a pizza and asks the delivery guy, “How long will it take for my pizza to arrive?”
The delivery guy looks at him and says, “Well, if you’re going to eat it, probably around 30 minutes. If you’re going to save it for later, maybe a little longer.”
The man says, “No, I mean how long until it gets here?”
The delivery guy grins and says, “That’s what I meant! We’re a family-friendly business—giving you the dough means we’re gonna take our time.”
