The Pizza Delivery Guy
A dad ordered pizza for dinner and was waiting impatiently for the delivery. Finally, the doorbell rang.
He opened the door, and there stood the pizza guy, who said, “Sorry, sir, I was stuck in traffic. Your pizza is a little late.”
Dad looked at him and said, “That’s okay, but I noticed you didn’t bring the extra napkins I ordered.”
The pizza guy replied, “Napkins are included with your pizza.”
Dad raised an eyebrow and said, “I know, but that’s the secret. I only order extra napkins for when I want to make a statement.”
The pizza guy scratched his head, “A statement?”
“Yes,” dad continued, “I always get them so I can tell people, ‘I came for the pizza, but I stayed for the napkins.’”