The Problem with Dad Jokes
A dad is sitting at the dinner table with his son, and after a long pause, the dad says, “You know, son, I’ve been thinking about getting a job as a professional comedian.”
The son raises an eyebrow. “A comedian? Dad, you’re not funny.”
The dad responds with a serious face, “What? I’m hilarious! I’ve been perfecting my ‘dad jokes’ for years.”
The son sighs, “Dad, those jokes are terrible. No one laughs at them.”
The dad grins, “Well, that’s the problem! They don’t get my sense of humor. Let me give you an example.”
He clears his throat and says, “Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!”
The son groans, “Dad, that’s so cheesy.”
The dad smirks, “Exactly. It’s that cheesy charm that makes me irresistible!”
