The Smart Chicken
A dad and his son are walking through a farm when they come across a chicken standing on one leg.
The son asks, “Dad, why is the chicken standing like that?”
The dad replies, “Well, it’s probably just trying to keep balance.”
The son nods but looks puzzled and says, “But why is it standing on only one leg?”
The dad smiles and says, “You see, son, it’s all about the chicken economy—sometimes, you have to wing it.”
The son stares at him, rolling his eyes, and says, “That was eggstremely corny, Dad.”