The Superpower Debate
Dad: “You know, I’ve been thinking about superpowers lately.” Kid: “What about them?” Dad: “If I could have one, I’d want the power to never get tired.” Kid: “That sounds awesome!” Dad: “Yeah, but then I realized, if I could never get tired, I’d never get to nap!” Kid: “That sounds like a good thing!” Dad: “But no naps would mean no dad jokes. It’s a catch-22!” Kid: “So, you’d rather be tired to tell jokes?” Dad: “Exactly. Superpower or not, my priorities are clear!”
