The Talking Dog
A man sees an ad in the paper: “Talking dog for sale.” Intrigued, he goes to the address and knocks on the door. The owner lets him in and points to the dog sitting on the couch.
The man asks the dog, “So, can you talk?”
“Yep,” says the dog, “I can talk. In fact, I used to be a secret agent. I worked for the CIA for years. I’ve been to the moon. I even had my own reality TV show.”
The man, stunned, turns to the owner and asks, “Why would you want to sell a dog like this?”
The owner looks at him and says, “Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”
