The Talking Dog
A man sees an ad that says, “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he goes to the address and asks the owner if the dog really talks. The owner points to the dog and says, “Go ahead, ask him.”
The man looks at the dog and says, “So, do you talk?”
The dog replies, “Yep, I sure do. I’ve had a pretty exciting life! I used to work for the CIA as an undercover agent, tracking down criminals and saving the world one mission at a time.”
The man, stunned, turns to the owner and says, “This dog is amazing! Why are you selling him?”
The owner shrugs and says, “Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”
