The Talking Dog
I was at the park with my dog when I overheard someone say, “That dog looks like it could talk.”
So, being a dad, I turned to my dog and said, “Hey, buddy, what’s the weather like today?”
To my surprise, the dog looked at me and said, “It’s a bit cloudy, but I’m hoping it clears up for my walk later.”
The person who said the dog could talk was shocked! “Wait, did your dog just speak?”
I nodded, “Yep, he’s a genius—he knows exactly how to fake being a ‘normal’ dog. He likes to keep me guessing.”
The person asked, “Can he do anything else?”
I said, “Oh, he can juggle, too, but we’re still working on his timing.”
