The Unforgettable Trip to the Zoo
Dad: “You know, I took my kids to the zoo the other day.” Kid: “Really? What did you see?” Dad: “We saw a giraffe. It had such a long neck!” Kid: “I know, Dad. It’s a giraffe.” Dad: “And then we saw a zebra. It was wearing a lot of stripes.” Kid: “Yeah, that’s their thing, Dad.” Dad: “And we also saw a lion.” Kid: “Ooh, how was that?” Dad: “Well, the lion told us a joke.” Kid: “What did it say?” Dad: “It said, ‘I’m the king of the jungle, but my jokes are a bit… rawr!'”
