The Doctor’s Note
A man visits his doctor for a routine check-up.
The doctor frowns at the test results and says, “I have good news and bad news.”
The man, nervous, says, “Let’s hear the good news first.”
The doctor replies, “You have 24 hours to live.”
Shocked, the man stammers, “If that’s the good news, what’s the bad news?!”
The doctor shrugs and says, “I forgot to call you yesterday.”