The Job Interview
During a job interview, the HR manager asked the applicant:
“What’s your greatest strength?”
The applicant smiled and said, “I’m very decisive.”
The manager replied, “Great! And your greatest weakness?”
Without skipping a beat, the applicant said, “I’m also very decisive.”
Confused, the manager asked, “How can that be both a strength and a weakness?”
The applicant leaned in and whispered, “Well, my last three coworkers couldn’t decide either… because I buried them in indecision.”