The Farmer’s Donkey
A city slicker visits a farm and sees a donkey with a placard that reads: “Most Hardworking Member of the Farm.”
Curious, he asks the farmer, “Why does the donkey get the award and not you?”
The farmer chuckles, “Every morning, the donkey carries supplies, pulls the plow, and even keeps my wife company when I’m too busy in the fields.”
The city slicker laughs, “Sounds like you should promote him to assistant farmer!”
The farmer winks and says, “If he learns how to drive the tractor, I’m retiring!”
