The Forgetful Chef
A man and his wife decide to cook dinner together for date night.
The husband says, “Let me chop the onions. I’m a pro at this.”
The wife laughs, “You couldn’t chop an idea if it fell on your head!”
He grins and replies, “You’re right—because I’m too busy chopping my way into your heart.”
The wife smirks, “Well, start with the dishes, Romeo, and maybe you’ll get dessert.”
