The Golf Bet
A man and his wife go golfing, and she bets him, “If I beat you on this hole, you’re cooking dinner tonight.”
He agrees confidently but ends up slicing his shot into the water.
She tees off, hits a perfect drive, and sinks the ball in fewer strokes.
She smiles and says, “Looks like you’re cooking!”
He grins, “Fine, but don’t complain when all we have is instant noodles à la microwave.”
