The Scale’s Honest Opinion
A man steps on the scale and sighs, “I think the scale is broken. It’s saying I’m heavier than I was yesterday!” His wife, overhearing, says, “Don’t worry, honey. It’s just giving you feedback. It’s the scale’s way of being honest with you!” The man grumbles, “Honestly? The scale’s a jerk!” She laughs, “Well, at least it’s not sugar-coating the truth!”
