Alien Stand-Up Comedy
Aliens land on Earth and decide to try stand-up comedy. Their opening joke:
“What’s the deal with humans and socks? You lose one, and suddenly you’re all ‘It’s an alien conspiracy!’”
The crowd boos, and one alien shouts, “Tough crowd. Must be because we abducted their sense of humor!”
A man sees a sign that reads: “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he knocks on the door.
The owner brings out a dog and asks, “Can you talk?”
The dog replies, “Yep, I can talk. I’ve lived a long life, traveling with my owner across the country, solving mysteries, and even getting a job in a detective agency.”
