Robot’s First Job
A robot gets a job as a waiter. When a customer complains about slow service, the robot replies, “Beep-boop. You ordered slow-cooked ribs. I’m just following orders.”
Later, another customer asks for a rare steak. The robot freezes and says, “Error 404: Rare skills not found.”
A time traveler goes to the past to witness a famous historical event. He’s so excited to finally meet the great inventor, Nikola Tesla. He walks into Tesla’s laboratory and introduces himself, “Hello, I’m a time traveler from the future. I’ve come to see your inventions!”
Tesla looks up and says, “That’s nice. But do you know how to make a decent cup of coffee?”
