The Alien’s Shopping Spree
An alien landed on Earth and decided to explore a shopping mall. Fascinated by all the products, it wandered into a clothing store and pointed to a mannequin wearing a stylish outfit.
“I’ll take this!” the alien said.
The confused clerk replied, “Um, that’s not for sale. It’s just for display.”
The alien frowned. “In my galaxy, we can buy anything. What do you sell here?”
“Clothes, but for humans.”
The alien grabbed a pair of jeans and said, “These look perfect for my tentacles!”
“Those are pants. You only have tentacles, no legs.”
The alien rolled its eyes (all three of them) and said, “Fashion isn’t about function. It’s about style!”
By the time it left, the alien was wearing sunglasses, a cowboy hat, and a pair of jeans—one leg for each tentacle.
