The Barber and the Customer
A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I want a haircut that makes me look smart.”
The barber looks at him and says, “Sure. How much are you willing to lose?”
The man says, “Just a trim.”
The barber replies, “I meant from your ego, not your hair.”
A man walks into a job interview.
The interviewer says, “We’re looking for someone responsible.”
The man replies, “I’m perfect for the job! At my last job, whenever something went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
