The “Best” Doctor’s Advice
A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’ve been feeling terrible lately. I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, and I’m constantly tired. What should I do?”
The doctor examines him for a while and says, “I think I know what’s wrong. You’re suffering from Too Much Information Syndrome.”
The man blinks. “What? Too much information? What does that mean?”
The doctor smiles. “You’ve been overwhelmed with facts, trivia, and pointless knowledge. You’re so bombarded by useless information that it’s affecting your health.”
The man shakes his head. “I don’t get it. How do I fix it?”
The doctor pauses and says, “Well, I’d tell you what to do… but first, here’s a list of the top five ways to cure Too Much Information Syndrome.”
The man groans. “I think I’m beyond help.”
