The Doctor’s Diagnosis
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I keep forgetting things!”
The doctor asks, “How long has this been happening?”
The man replies, “How long has what been happening?”
The doctor shakes his head and says, “Well, at least you’re consistent.”
A scientist wanted to study the behavior of frogs. He trained a frog to jump on command.
The scientist said, “Jump!” and the frog jumped.
He wrote in his notebook: Frog with all legs can jump.
Then, he removed one leg and said, “Jump!” The frog jumped.
