The Farmer and the Talking Frog
A farmer is plowing his field when he stumbles across a frog. The frog says,
“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and stay with you forever.”
The farmer picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog protests, “Hey, didn’t you hear me? I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”
The farmer replies, “Look, I’m a farmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend… but a talking frog? That’s cool!”
