The Forgetful Genie
A man finds an old lamp while hiking and rubs it. To his surprise, a genie pops out, stretching and yawning.
“What do you wish for?” the genie asks.
The man thinks for a moment and says, “I wish for unlimited wealth!”
The genie snaps his fingers, but nothing happens.
“Uh, genie, I asked for unlimited wealth!”
The genie sighs. “I know, but I forgot the exact wording. Now I have to check the fine print. It’s been a while since I granted a wish.”
The man starts to get frustrated. “Can’t you just make me rich already?”
The genie scratches his head. “Okay, okay, I’ll fix it. But next time, be more specific! How about an endless supply of… doughnuts?”
The man groans. “Well, that’s not exactly what I had in mind…”
“Fine,” the genie says, “You’ll get your wealth, but with a side of doughnuts.”