The Genie and the Wish
A man finds an old, dusty lamp on the beach and decides to give it a rub. Out pops a genie.
“Thank you for freeing me!” says the genie. “I’ll grant you one wish.”
The man thinks for a moment and says, “I want to be irresistible to women!”
The genie snaps his fingers… and turns him into a credit card.
The frog protests, “Hey, didn’t you hear me? I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”
The farmer replies, “Look, I’m a farmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend… but a talking frog? That’s cool!”
