The Hotel Receptionist
A man checks into a hotel and asks the receptionist, “I hope the room has a great view. I like to wake up to something beautiful.”
The receptionist smiles and says, “Of course! Your room overlooks the parking lot.”
The man frowns, “That’s not exactly beautiful.”
The receptionist replies, “Well, beauty is in the eye of the parking holder.”
A young boy and his dad visit a fancy hotel for the first time.
They see an old lady step into an elevator. Moments later, a young, beautiful woman steps out.
The boy turns to his dad and whispers, “Dad, what’s that?”
The dad, wide-eyed, says, “Son, I have no idea… but go get your mother.”
