The Laziest Worker
A boss walks into his office and sees one of his employees lounging in the break room, feet up on the table, sipping a soda.
The boss says, “What are you doing? You should be working!”
The employee shrugs and says, “I am working, boss. I’m working hard on my relaxation techniques.”
The boss rolls his eyes. “You can’t be serious. You’ve been sitting there for an hour!”
The employee looks at him and says, “You know, I’m just saving energy for when it really counts. You know, like when I have to send an email or attend a meeting.”
The boss raises an eyebrow. “I don’t think you’re quite understanding the point of work.”
The employee smiles and says, “Oh, I get it. The real work happens when you’ve convinced everyone that you’re busy.”
