The Lazy Employee
An employee gets caught sleeping at his desk. His boss walks up and says, “Why are you sleeping on the job?”
The employee opens one eye and says, “I’m not sleeping, I’m meditating on work-life balance!”
The boss frowns. “Do you think I’m stupid?”
The employee grins. “Of course not. You’re smart enough to know I’m underpaid for this level of creativity!”
A farmer walks into a bar and says, “You wouldn’t believe it—I’ve got a cow that can do math!”
The bartender laughs. “Cows can’t do math!”
The farmer says, “Mine can. Watch this.”
He pulls out a calculator and shows the cow a problem: 6 + 7. The cow stomps the ground 13 times.
