The Lazy Student
A teacher asks a student, “Why didn’t you do your homework?”
The student replies, “Because I lost it.”
The teacher asks, “How do you lose homework?”
The student says, “I put it in a file named ‘Important’ on my computer, and now I can’t find it.”
A man claims his cat is the most loyal animal in the world.
To prove it, he calls his cat and says, “Jump into my arms!”
The cat stares at him, licks its paw, and walks away.
The man says, “See? She’s loyal to herself.”
