The Magical Printer
A man buys a printer that claims to “grant wishes.” Skeptical, he prints a page that reads: “Make me rich.” Instantly, his account gets flooded with spam about investment schemes.
He prints, “Make me happy.” Suddenly, his phone lights up with endless dad jokes.
Exasperated, he prints, “Make me forget I bought this printer.”
The printer shuts down and comes with a return receipt.
