The Restaurant Disaster
A man walks into a fancy restaurant and orders a lobster. The waiter brings the lobster to his table, but when the man tries to crack the shell, it’s incredibly tough. He struggles, getting more and more frustrated.
Finally, after a few minutes of trying, the man calls over the waiter and says, “Excuse me, but this lobster is impossible to open!”
The waiter smiles and says, “Sir, that’s because it’s not a lobster.”
The man stares at him in confusion. “What do you mean? It’s on the menu. It’s supposed to be a lobster!”
The waiter nods. “Oh, it’s a lobster alright, but it’s a lobster… that went through years of therapy.”
The man, more confused than ever, asks, “What do you mean? Therapy?”
The waiter grins. “Yeah. It’s just been trying to shell out its emotional issues.”
