The Smart Parrot
A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot on sale for $10.
“Why is this parrot so cheap?” he asks.
The store owner says, “Well, it lived in a bar, and it picked up some… interesting language.”
The man thinks it’s worth the risk and buys the parrot.
When he gets home, the parrot looks around and says, “New house, huh? I like it!”
Then his wife walks in, and the parrot says, “New lady of the house! Looking good!”
Finally, his kids come in, and the parrot says, “New crew! Let’s party!”
Everything seems fine until later that night when his mother-in-law visits.
The parrot squawks, “Oh no, it’s you again? I thought we left you at the bar!”
