The Talking Cake
A baker is making a cake for a big party when, to his surprise, the cake suddenly starts talking.
“Hey, what’s going on here?” says the cake.
The baker jumps back in shock. “You’re… talking?”
“Of course I am,” says the cake. “I’m a smart cake. I’ve got frosting and filling for days. Why wouldn’t I talk?”
The baker shakes his head. “But you’re a cake! You’re not supposed to talk!”
The cake laughs. “Well, I’m not just any cake. I’ve got layers, and each one is filled with personality. I’m the life of the party!”
The baker chuckles. “Okay, smart cake. What should I do with you now?”
The cake grins. “Well, you could put me in the fridge, or you could let me tell a joke at the party. I’m sure I’ll steal the show!”
