The Talking Dog
A man sees a sign outside a house: “Talking Dog for Sale – $10”. Curious, he knocks on the door.
The owner points to the backyard, and sure enough, there’s a dog sitting there.
“Can you really talk?” the man asks.
“Of course,” the dog replies. “I’ve had an incredible life. I used to help the CIA spy on world leaders, traveled the globe with secret agents, and even rescued hikers trapped in avalanches. Now I’m retired.”
The man is stunned. He goes back to the owner.
“Why on earth would you sell such an amazing dog for just $10?”
The owner shrugs and says, “He’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that.”
