The Talking Tree
A lumberjack discovers a talking tree. Before chopping, the tree pleads, “Wait, I’m a rare species!”
The lumberjack pauses. “Rare? Like…what, maple?”
“No, I’m an acorn tree with bark worse than my bite!”
The lumberjack chuckles and leaves the tree, saying, “You’re knot worth the trouble.”
A man buys a special potato from a vendor claiming it can teleport to any location. Excited by the idea, he asks, “What’s the catch?”
The vendor replies, “You’ll find out when you try it!”
The man takes the potato home and places it on his kitchen table. He then says, “Teleport to the moon!”
