The Time Traveler’s Meeting
A scientist built a time machine and decided to host a meeting with some of history’s greatest minds. After gathering Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Cleopatra, and Elvis Presley in one room, he stood proudly and said, “Welcome to the future!”
Cleopatra looked around at the fluorescent lights and muttered, “This place could use a bit more gold and some sphinxes.”
Leonardo stared at the microwave and whispered, “A box that heats food with no fire? Witchcraft!”
Einstein tapped the digital clock on the wall, saying, “Fascinating. I must rethink relativity entirely!”
Meanwhile, Elvis was staring at a smartphone. “So, you’re tellin’ me,” he said, “that I could’ve posted Hound Dog on something called TikTok and become even more famous?”
The scientist chuckled. “Exactly. Technology has come a long way!”
Cleopatra scoffed, “Technology is overrated. In my time, people would just bow when I walked by.”
Leonardo leaned in. “In my time, I painted people so well, they were immortalized forever.”
Einstein added, “In my time, I explained the secrets of the universe.”
Elvis shrugged. “Well, in my time, people dressed up as me for Halloween. Beat that.”
And for the first time in history, everyone agreed Elvis had a point.
