The Haunted Hotel Stay
A man checks into a haunted hotel for the night. The receptionist warns him, “Just so you know, the hotel has a history of strange occurrences.”
The man shrugs and says, “I don’t believe in ghosts. Give me the room at the end of the hall.”
At midnight, he hears a faint voice whispering, “I’m coming to get you… I’m in the hallway…” The man laughs and thinks it’s a prank. A few minutes later, the voice gets louder, “I’m coming to get you… I’m at your door…”
The man grabs a lamp, ready to defend himself, when the door creaks open and… a skeleton walks in holding a pizza box.
The skeleton says, “Relax! You ordered the midnight special, right? It’s a bone-appétit pizza!”
