The Haunted House Job Interview
A ghost named Casper decided to apply for a job at the most famous haunted house in town. He walked into the office and saw the manager, a grumpy old witch, sitting behind a desk.
The witch looked up and said, “So, you want to work here, huh? What makes you think you’re qualified to work in a haunted house?”
Casper puffed out his chest and said, “Well, I’ve been haunting houses for over 100 years. I know how to spook, how to float, and how to create an atmosphere that will make people shiver in their boots.”
The witch looked unimpressed. “Hmm, we’ve had other ghosts come through here. They get lazy and just moan a lot. What makes you different?”
Casper smiled and said, “I’ve got a lot more tricks up my sleeve. I can possess furniture, turn the lights on and off with a flick of my finger, and I can even make a creaky floorboard sound like a full-on symphony.”
The witch, still skeptical, raised an eyebrow. “Really? What else can you do?”
Casper leaned in and whispered, “I can even make a pumpkin talk. Ever seen a talking pumpkin? It’s terrifying.”
The witch burst out laughing. “Alright, you’re hired. But no talking pumpkins on Halloween night, okay?”
Casper grinned. “Deal. But you’ll want to hear what my broom has to say!”
And so, Casper became the most popular ghost at the haunted house, spooking visitors with style.
