The Vampire’s Diet
A vampire named Vlad walked into a local café looking for something to eat. The waitress, who had never seen a vampire before, nervously approached him and said, “What can I get for you, sir?”
Vlad, with his pale complexion and sharp fangs, smiled and replied, “I’ll have a steak… medium rare.”
The waitress blinked. “Uh, sir, we don’t have any meat here. We only serve vegan options.”
Vlad’s face froze, and he looked around the café in horror. “Vegan options? What is this, a garlic-free zone?”
“Yes,” the waitress said. “We have a lot of plant-based dishes. We have beetroot salads, cauliflower steaks, and even a jackfruit burger that tastes just like pulled pork.”
Vlad sighed. “I didn’t think this day would come. A vampire… on a vegan diet. Well, I guess I’ll try the beetroot salad.”
The waitress smiled. “It’s actually quite good! You might just find a new craving.”
Vlad hesitated before taking a bite. After a long pause, he said, “You know, this isn’t so bad. But do you have anything that tastes like… blood oranges?”
The waitress raised an eyebrow. “I think we can arrange that.”
And so, Vlad became a regular at the café, surprisingly enjoying his plant-based meals… but he still craved a little extra “bite” to his dishes.
