The Grocery Store Survival
Mom takes her three kids to the grocery store—a task that requires the patience of a saint.
Before entering, she says, “We are here for essentials only. No candy, no toys.”
The kids agree… or so she thinks.
As they walk through the aisles:
- Kid 1 sneaks a bag of candy into the cart.
- Kid 2 hides a toy under the vegetables.
- Kid 3 tries to negotiate for cookies by whining.
Mom remains calm. At checkout, she hands all the contraband items to the cashier and says, “These must’ve fallen into the cart by accident.”
The kids groan in defeat.
On the way home, Mom smiles and says, “Nice try. But remember, I’ve been doing this since before you could walk. I always win.”
