The Pirate’s First Cruise
A retired pirate, Captain Salty Sam, decided to try something new and booked a luxury cruise. He was excited to relax without worrying about plundering or storms.
But the moment he boarded, he couldn’t help himself. “Arrr! Where’s the captain of this fine vessel?”
The cruise director laughed. “Sir, this isn’t a pirate ship. You’re here to relax. No mutinies allowed!”
Sam sighed and tried to enjoy the activities. At bingo, he shouted, “B-7? More like I-need me rum!” At karaoke, he sang sea shanties instead of pop songs. And at the buffet, he complained, “Where be the hardtack and salted pork?”
On the second day, he saw the lifeboats and exclaimed, “Perfect! We can use these for a sneak attack!”
The cruise staff finally intervened. “Captain Sam, please, this is a peaceful cruise!”
Sam grumbled but agreed to calm down. That evening, he watched the sunset, sipped a piña colada, and muttered, “Maybe the high seas ain’t so bad without plunderin’. But if they run out of coconuts, there’ll be a mutiny for sure!”
