The Grocery Store Incident
A woman is in a long checkout line at the grocery store with her toddler in the cart. Suddenly, the toddler announces loudly, “Mommy, I need to poop right now!” The woman, embarrassed, tries to shush him, but the kid doubles down, yelling, “It’s coming out!” People in the line are laughing, and the cashier says, “Don’t worry, we’ve all been there.” The mom rushes out, leaving her groceries behind. Later, when she comes back, the cashier hands her a chocolate bar and says, “For surviving the poopocalypse!”
