Darth Vader’s Dilemma
Why did Darth Vader decide to open a bakery?
He realized that ruling the galaxy was too stressful and wanted to “bake peace” instead of waging war. But the first day was a disaster—he burnt the cookies.
Stormtroopers complained, “We already can’t aim; now we can’t even chew!”
Vader sighed and muttered, “The Force is not strong with this oven.”
