Luke and the Starfighter Upgrade
Luke Skywalker walked into a mechanic shop on Tatooine.
“Hey, can you upgrade my X-Wing?” he asked.
The mechanic laughed and said, “I could, but I hear you’re always using the Force. Why not just ‘force’ it to fly faster?”
Luke smiled and said, “I would, but every time I try, Yoda’s voice pops in my head: ‘Speeding tickets, earn you will!’”
