The Ewok’s First Date
An Ewok went on his first date with a girl from Endor.
He nervously asked, “Do you think I’m too short?”
She replied, “You’re just the right height for cuddling.”
He beamed, “Really? I thought you might say I was… unbearable.”
She laughed, “Well, as long as you don’t maul the waiter tonight, we’re good!”
They ended the night roasting marshmallows over a speeder wreck.
