The Jedi Council’s Group Chat
The Jedi Council started a group chat. Obi-Wan texted, “Anakin, stop texting Padmé during meetings!”
Yoda replied, “Distracted, he is. His downfall, it will be.”
Anakin shot back, “You all are just jealous. Besides, I’m destined to bring balance to the Force!”
Mace Windu typed, “By ‘balance,’ do you mean ruining everything first?”
Obi-Wan: Facepalm emoji.
A customer asked, “Do you have anything sweet?”
Palpatine cackled, “Everything is sweet… from a certain point of view.”
The customer replied, “Well, that’s cryptic.”
Palpatine leaned in and whispered, “Unlimited cocktails!”
