Animal Jokes

The Parrot and the Pirate A pirate and his parrot are sitting on the deck of their ship when the pirate turns to the parrot and says, “I’ve got a…

The Penguin and the Polar Bear A penguin and a polar bear are stranded on a small iceberg in the middle of the ocean. The penguin looks at the polar…

The Squirrel and the Acorn A squirrel, known for his hoarding habits, stumbles upon a giant acorn. He’s overjoyed and decides to hide it in his secret stash for the…

The Dog and the Cat at the Coffee Shop A dog and a cat walk into a coffee shop. The dog excitedly barks, “I’ll have a double shot of espresso,…

The Wise Turtle and the Speedy Rabbit A rabbit and a turtle decide to have a race to settle once and for all who is the fastest. The rabbit, being…

The Owl and the Crow A wise old owl and a mischievous crow are perched on a tree branch, having a conversation. The crow asks, “What’s the secret to living…

The Monkey and the Donkey A monkey and a donkey decide to start a business together. They open a fruit stand in the market and set up shop. The monkey…

The Cheetah and the Sloth A cheetah, known for his speed, is boasting about how fast he can run. “I can outrun any animal on land! There’s no one who…

The Elephant’s New Job An elephant decides he’s tired of the jungle life and wants to try something new. He applies for a job as a secretary at a law…

The Lion and the Parrot A lion walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “What’s the best way to get noticed?” The bartender looks up from wiping the counter…