Anti Jokes

The Restaurant Dilemma A couple goes to a fancy restaurant. The waiter hands them the menu, and they spend 30 minutes deciding what to order. When the waiter returns, they…

The Time Machine A scientist builds a time machine after decades of research. On the day of the big test, he sets the dial to 100 years in the past…

The Lost Keys A woman spends hours searching for her car keys, checking every room in the house. Frustrated, she sits on the couch and thinks, “Where could they be?”…

The Magic Lamp A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes!” The man says, “I wish for infinite money.”…

The Philosopher’s Quest A philosopher sets out on a journey to find the meaning of life. He travels the world, climbs mountains, crosses deserts, and speaks with countless sages. After…

The Alien Invasion An alien lands on Earth and walks into a coffee shop. It tries to communicate, but no one understands. The alien tries pointing to objects and gesturing…

The Talking Dog A man walks into a bar with a dog. He claims the dog can talk and offers to prove it. The bartender, unimpressed, agrees to hear it…

The Pirate's Treasure A pirate spends 20 years searching for treasure. He digs countless holes, endures storms, and loses most of his crew to hardship. Finally, he finds an old…

The Missing Wallet A man lost his wallet in a park. A young boy finds it and runs up to him, exclaiming, “Sir, I found your wallet!” The man checks…

The Chicken and the Road Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. But upon reaching, it realized the crossing was symbolic—a metaphor for life's…