Bee Jokes

The Bee and the Garden Party A bee was invited to a garden party, but when it arrived, it noticed the flowers seemed a little... off. The roses were pouting,…

The Bee’s Plan for Retirement A hardworking bee was nearing retirement and wanted to start planning for a more relaxed life. The young bee asked, “What’s your retirement plan, Grandpa…

The Bee and the Butterfly’s Fashion Show One day, a bee and a butterfly were talking about their favorite flowers when the butterfly said, “You know, I’ve been thinking… I…

The Bee’s First Day of School A young bee was excited for its first day of school at the Bee Academy. The teacher, an older bee with glasses, asked, “Class,…

The Bee and the Farmer A farmer was having trouble with his crops, so he went to the wise old bee in the garden and asked, “Can you help me?…

The Bee's Big Idea One day, a bee had an idea that would change the world. It flew to the hive and announced, “I’ve been thinking about how to improve…

The Bee's Philosophy Lesson A young bee was asking an old, wise bee about the meaning of life. The elder bee sat back and said, “Well, my child, let me…

The Bee and the Ant's Debate A bee and an ant were sitting in a meadow, having a debate about who was the hardest worker. The bee said, “I fly…

The Bee's New Job A bee was looking for a new job and was interviewing at a corporate office. The manager, a serious-looking human, asked, “So, what experience do you…

The Bee and the Flower’s Conversation One day, a bee was buzzing around a beautiful flower and decided to stop for a moment to rest. The flower, noticing the bee,…